1. |
||||
I got love but you don't want it
I got love but you don't care
I got love but you don't want it
and I don't belong anywhere
I got scars from my razor
I got scars because of you
I got scars from my rasors
I cant help it when I'm blue
I got nothing for me now
I got nothing no how
I got nothing for me now
not even crying is allowed
I got dreams but theyre dying
I got dreams but they're foul
I got dreams but I'm dying
ive lost all faith in them now
|
||||
2. |
I Love Dip
02:23
|
|||
3. |
The Back Door Opened
02:00
|
|||
the back door opened
and you walked through
and I could tell by your face
that you hadn't been true
well it hurt me a lot
but just at first
a lot of other girls
had made me feel worse
no I didn't love you
and that's a fact
but given the chance
i'd still take you back
just fucking kidding
I wouldn't do that
because you're a whore
and your ass is too fat
I hope you die
because you're dead to me
and you clearly thought
you had to be free
the back door opened
and then it shut
right away I knew
that you were a slut
|
||||
4. |
||||
gonna buy a cigar as long as my arm
gonna get a girl who's nice and quiet
I'm a useless motherfucker
and I cant deny it
everyone on the parkside tennis team
can kiss my fucking ass
gonna sell my soul and all my belongings
for ten dollars worth of sweet gash
gonna buy a joy division album on ebay
and then I'm gonna fucking burn it
I'm gonna record an album in my bathroom
so it can really sound like shit
gather all the banjo bitches on Delmarva
all the ones with no class
tell them I'm selling all my guitars
for ten dollars worth of sweet gash
Gonna buy a mail order wife
cause you know I deserve it
I don't care where she's from
just as long as she's extra thick
tell all the Bulgarian girls
that are looking to smash
I'm trading in my mop bucket
for ten dollars worth of sweet gash
|
||||
5. |
I Hate Drugs
01:59
|
|||
I hate drugs
and I hate the man
and I hate the bottle
that's in my hand
I hate dope
and I hate slums
and I hate the smoke
that's in my lungs
I hate the heights
and I hate the falls
and I hate the voices
coming through the walls
I hate the lonely nights
and I hate the break of day
and I hate the hearse
that's carrying me away
I hate drugs
and I hate the man
and I hate the bottle
that's in my hand
|
||||
6. |
Confederate Flag Bikini
03:12
|
|||
oh say can't you see me
she's wearing a confederate flag bikini
girl I'm getting kinda sleezy
staring at your confederate flag bikini
I doubt this is what Robert E Lee had in mind
but he would've liked your kind
I bet he'd get all kinds of frisky
if you whistled on his Dixie
Myrtle Beach, 1869
my schlong will rise again
that thot Mary Todd got nothing on you
and neither do her fucking ghost kids
I'm not exactly a good old rebel
worshipping your confederate flag bikini
but I would burn the constitution
to see under your confederate flag bikini
|
||||
7. |
||||
If you cannot pump your own gas
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you have ever spent over thirty dollars on pants
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you get weed money from your parents
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you are a vegetarian
you will not be spared in the revolution
If you cannot run a trout line
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you have ever been inside a BMW
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you listen to Post Malone on a regular basis
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you have never chiseled a door jamb
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you ate lunchables as a kid
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you have set foot in a country club
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you drink wine that isn't out of a box
you will not be spared in the revolution
if you ever were
you will not be spared in the revolution
|
||||
8. |
||||
there's more la Croix than blood in my veins
theres pizza in my head instead of brains
god bless the companies that tell me how to feel
if I don't buy their products am I even real?
theres a car in the driveway but its not good enough
who need's intellect when you have piles of stuff
the girls wont fuck you unless you have apple stock
I have a pepsi logo tattoed to my cock
and if youre feeling bad from all this buying and selling
go to the rich doctor and buy some medicine
how can you expect to feel happy and gay
if you don't swallow twenty dollars a day?
|
||||
9. |
Streaming and Download help
E T Hall recommends:
If you like E T Hall, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp