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no lyrics, its an instrumental ya dildo
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Too many daphnies, not enough velmas,
I am the creeper
you are such a keeper
something between your knees
makes me say jinkies
Shaggy is such an asshole
running through the castle
Daphnie was caught by a witch
God what a stupid bitch
Oh no, you lost your glasses
but I still can tell how fat your ass is
you know my love is true
Scooby-Doo, where the fuck is you?
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Anti-Socialite
05:00
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I'm an anti-socialite
walking the streets at night
I'm an anti-socialite
just looking for a fight
I don't need no friends
I'm at my end
I don't need no friends
shattered soul just won't end
I'm beginning to smell like shit
Goddamn I fucking hate it
I'm beginning to smell like shit
Goddamn I wish I was lit
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I was drinking with a friend
she made me chicken nuggets and vodka
then I said you got nice tits, lets screw
I get creepy when i'm drunk
but I don't really give a fuck
I get creepy when i'm drunk
Sorry, I've had a few
then she said hell no,
what the hell is wrong with you
so then I turned around and left alone
I drank a single beer
and held her hand without consent
oh well, now I'm in jail
I chugged down a fourty
and looked into some bathroom windows
I got caught but so what
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Boxcars & Grave Dirt
03:38
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clickity clack around the track
where they're going, there aint no coming back
box cars, and grave dirt
hear the whistle blow
as your blood runs cold
boxcars and grave dirt
the porter begins to grin
as you offer up your sin
boxcars and grave dirt
If you can't afford your bail
you can always ride the rails
boxcars and grave dirt
and if you fall upon the track
and your body becomes slack
boxcars and grave dirt
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Edward Penishands
02:32
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I wanna ride, Winona Ryder
I want to be, so deep inside her
oh baby, I hope you understand
cause I got two dicks instead of hands
call me Edward Penishands
cause I got two dicks instead of hands
call me Edward penishands
cause you know I'm ten times the man
you know I got dicks for hands
its all part of God's masterplan
please hold them if you can
cause I'm Edward Penishands
you know it doesn't always rock
when you have to pick your nose with a cock
sometimes it just makes me sick
when I have to eat spaghetti with my dicks
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Hookah & Couscous
04:06
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Jesus in S P A C E
02:38
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Jesus is everywhere
even where there is no air
Jesus doesn't care
Degrass Tyson can't help but stare
Jesus in Space
trying to save the human race
jesus in Space
shooting lazers from his face
he lives on Neptune
but he'll visit us soon
Jesus lives on Neptune
floating on a lead balloon
He's been to Mars
spitting out some cosmic bars
Jesus' been to Mars
driving all the space cars
Jesus has been to Venus
eating all the space peanuts
Jesus has been to Venus
But he'd really like to meet us
Jesus has been to Pluto
all his knowledge is absolute
he has been to Pluto
eating up all the risotto
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My ex-girlfriend has a brain tumor
I hope that shit consumes her
my God is a God of vengeance
You know what I mean?
My God is a God of Vengeance
and nothing in between
Jesus hates you
and come to think of it, I do too
but when I think of all the time we spent together
I just want to fucking die
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Pale white bones and crimson blood
makes me feel happy like a cow and its cud
pale white bones and crimson blood
makes me feel happy like a pig in its mud
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you keep hangin' on like the crumbs in my beard
at first I thought It was cute
now I think its kinda weird
like a fox on the run
you need to get the fuck outta here
just get out of the door
depart now, leave me your beer
like when i'm eating crackers
and they crumble into dust
there is only you and me
there was never us
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Songs for Mysogany (ep)
by Inbred Jed and the Country Death Machine
the early years
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Asleep With My Hand In Your Mouth
by Free Chow
its just so beautiful
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Rogue Taxidermy
by Days N' Daze
I fuk widdis album so much
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