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Clown Hole
02:10
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Baby let me see your clown hole
you know I've been waiting so long
baby let me see your clown hole
oh please, don't say no
baby let me feel your mudflaps
let me brush your hair
baby let me feel your mudflaps
and remind me that you still care
Baby let me be your lighting rod
let me be your thunderstick
baby let me be your lighting rod
come on girl, lets make it quick
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Get the fuck outta here with your gay soy milk
I think its really queer
Get the fuck outta here with your gay soy milk
I think its perfectly clear
and I mean that in the least homophobic way
I just happen to think soy milk turns you gay
and I mean that in the nicest way
I just think soy milk is fucking gay
get the fuck outta here with your lactose intolerance
I think that shits made up
get the fuck outta here with your lactose intolerance
I think that shits fucked up
get the fuck outta here with your guacamole
avocados are for commies
get the fuck outta here with your guacamole
here have some salami
get the fuck outta here with your peanut allergy
that shits all in your head
get the fuck outta here with your peanut allergy
nuts cant make you dead
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Ginte
01:55
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Ginte, Lithuanian queen
Ginte, fudge-packing machine
Ginte, in my ford Taurus
Ginte, helping all the tourists
Ginte, with the leaky registers
Ginte, with chocolate colored curls
Ginte, you're bitter and I love it
Ginte, tell the supervisor to shove it
Ginte, at the midnight diner
Ginte, nothing satisfies her
Ginte, buy me some beer
Ginte, see you next year
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Jeeep Driving Douche-Bag
03:34
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I got a jeep don't you know
I got a jeep don't you know
got a sweet tow-chain and a 4 wheel drive
I got a jeep don't you know
I got a fat lip of skoal
I got a fat lip of skoal
keep a can in my back pocket, don't you know?
I got a fat lip of skoal
I shop at Ralph Lauren
I shop at Ralph Lauren
Big logo on my chest so everyone knows I'm the best
I shop at Ralph Lauren
I don't got a big dick, so what
I don't got a big dick, so what
all you need is 30" wheels, to make those ladies squeal
I don't have a big dick, so what
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if my gas tank could run on tears
i'd drive for a million years
and still not get where I'm going
i'll keep drinking over you
and keep feeling so damn blue
until all my trials are showing
if you don't want to dance,
then have a sip of gin
something deep inside your eyes
says we'll meet again
so dance to the left and dance to the right
and dance to the left again
something deep in my heart
says its a sin
if I could find safety in your arms
maybe I wouldn't do myself harm
but when I awake I see only a pillow
so i'll just drink myself blind
just to feel something inside
every night I'm weeping like a willow
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The Crowd
02:57
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well I don't know much about it
though I've been there all my life
seeing faces in the crowd
I may've been born here, but I sure as shit won't die here
struggling through the crowd
well there's a lot of assholes
trying to stand in my way
they better stand aside
or they're gonna pay
there's some awfully hateful people,
on all sides of me
dirty critics in the crowd
there's a lot of pretty women
and they all despise me
harlots in the crowd
I bought myself a guitar
and trained my steady hand
a crack forming in the crowd
all I can do is play some songs
just a little something to get me along
breaking out of the crowd
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The Latest Fantasy
02:21
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I hate the Syrian children
dying in their sleep
they get an easy way out
life is mine to keep
the latest fantasy is one of skulls and graves
the latest savior has not a soul to save
I hate all the panda bears
to dumb to screw
I hate the environment
and the gum stuck to my shoe
I hate all the tribes
spitting on our aide
white man gives and gives
but history cannot fade
I hate all the bridges
too weak to last
I pay all my taxes
and they keep falling fast
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your face is a cinnamon bun
looking upwards, having fun
hold on baby, I'm not done
lets start some commotion
lets see what you got under your hood
come on baby, you know that you should
turn on baby, am I understood?
I'll turn you into a baked good
i'm gonna give you pink eye
I like it baby, don't ask me why
now baby, look up at the sky
jesus knows i'm a lucky guy
I'll get you a paper towel
come on baby, it only lasted an hour
come on baby, don't look so sour
come on baby lets work on your bowel
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9. |
White Russians
03:08
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I don't need your love
or your adoration
all I need in this world
is a white Russian
and its one part milk
and two parts misery
pour me a glass and then I'm history
white Russians all around
I don't need your respect
or all your bitching and cussing
all I need to get me through
is a white Russian
I don't need your percaset
I don't need your prescription
I'd sell all those fancy pills and go buy a
white russian
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